* My Family last night was good! When did Michael turn into a kinda hot emo boy? Gracious. Abbi and Roger were delightful, I still love Susan, and ahahaha “That means Nick’s the responsible one”! THE HORROR. Hee.
* Elijah Wood was the guest presenter on The Friday Night Project, and why did nobody tell me to watch this show before? Justin Lee Collins! Alan Carr! I love those guys! I want to take Justin home and pet his shiny pretty hair. I also rather enjoy their lack of personal space. I am just saying. Anyhoo, Elijah was good, the “el oh tee ar” stuff is getting pretty tired now, but oh dear god how badly do I need to see The Oxford Murders? Very, very badly, is your answer. It looks like Morse had babies with Kate Saunders’ Wild Young Bohemians, and I am very very excited.
* Jack Dee is going to write his memoirs! Oh, oh, I hope his dry wit radiates off the page. I love Jack Dee.